• Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
• The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.
• Romania : LOL take an epic bagpipe guy
• Russia: BABUSHKAS
• Ireland: JEDWARD

sclez:

chevybanana:

soundslikebullshitbro:

eurovision isn’t even about the songs

it’s about which country likes another best

European Sympathy Contest

European Besto Furendo contesto.

What I saw with Spain and Italy

• Spain: Aaaaand, I'll give Itaaallly, one point~!
• Romano: ...
• Italy: Yaaay, grazie! Romano, what should we give big brother Spain?
• Romano: I CAN'T -
• Italy: What.
• Romano: I CAN'T EVEN -
• Italy: Romano it's -
• Romano: GIVE THE POINTS TO YOUR POTATO SUCKER
• Spain: WAIT WHAT ROMANO BUT YOU HATE -
• Romano: EAT MY DICCCCKKK